UPSTATE NEW YORK · EST. 2025
THE SHVEITZBURNE CHRONICLES
Dispatches from a Laboratory of Better Living
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Issue No. 3 · Week of July 24, 2026
Garden Investigation, First Meditator, and Frog Minister
First Cucumber Harvest Shveitzburne is pleased to announce the completion of its first cucumber harvest. The harvest was smaller than anticipated. As a result, we have been forced to short orders to a…
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Issue No. 2 · Week of July 17, 2026
The Tree Has Been Named the Official Meditation Chair
The Tree Has Been Named the Official Meditation Chair "If you're too busy to meditate for 10 minutes, you should probably meditate for 20." House policy: all visitors are encouraged to spend at least …
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Issue No. 1 · Week of July 12, 2026
Lamb Over Fire, a Barbecue for the Books, and the Frogs Are Winning
A big week at Shveitzburne. We roasted a 10 pound lamb shoulder over fire on Sunday, hosted a special needs camp for a barbecue last night, and we are currently hosting my nephew on the property. The …
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